What is Glenn Beck trying to hide?

A lot of people understand that no one has found any proof that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

So why is Glenn Beck trying to shut down a web site just for asking the question?

All kidding aside (and nobody's found any proof yet that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990) this bit from lawyers protesting Beck's attempt to remove the domain name asking this question is one of the great laugh-riots of legal annals.

Just read it; it is the first legal document I've ever read that makes specific reference to Richard Gere and gerbils.

And if you're wondering what's this all about...