Saturday, February 05, 2005

You could say this about Instapundit, Jarvis, Mossback...

Cole's smackdown of Goldberg all over everyone else's blogs (Wolcott, get your Marx quotes right start here) , but I think the best way to do this is a form letter, since it works for so many of these winguts:

I think it is time to be frank about some things. _____________ knows absolutely nothing about Iraq. I wonder if he has even ever read a single book on Iraq, much less written one. He knows no Arabic. He has never lived in an Arab country. He can't read Iraqi newspapers or those of Iraq's neighbors. He knows nothing whatsoever about Shiite Islam, the branch of the religion to which a majority of Iraqis adheres. Why should we pretend that ________'s opinion on the significance and nature of the elections in Iraq last Sunday matters? It does not.

________ was a cheerleader for the unprovoked, unilateral US attack on Iraq. The reason he repeatedly gave was that Iraq was (Choose one or more: a) close to having a nuclear weapon; b) Saddam was behind 9/11; c) ____/____'s child/___'s friend/___'s pet was in the first tower/at an airport/drinking beer d) because the Arabs are all alike...

Really, they're all pitiful wankers, they're all wrong, they've been wrong, their cheerleading helped to put our kids in harm's way, and it's about time they realized that this is their mistake.

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